"This goose is no more! He has ceased to be! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch, 'e'd be pushing up daisies! This is an EX-GOOSE!"
and
"Can I exchange this here? I requested a Cackling Goose."
Both of these entries (and several others) were sent in by KatDoc, who blogs here.
Also in the final round of chuckling were captions sent in by: Natural Moments, HoaryRedpoll, Jomo, and Kevbosnafu.
But ALL of the entries were clever and I thank you for taking time from your holidays to play this kooky game here at Bill of the Birds. barnacle goose , caption contest , Jim McCormac