Anyway, as she's standing there at the counter the Chef notices her flouncy, yet long, skirt is tucked into her panties. They are bright pink and on display for all the world to see - or at least the folks in the torta shop (and yes I did ask color and if it was a thong. in fact i made him do a demo in the cat food aisle at petco). He was conflicted. She was clearly on a high coming off a fresh mani-pedi - what if she went off and thought he was a perv? Next thing you knew his order was brought over so he just left. What a nightmare.
Question: What would you have wanted? A male stranger to tell you your undies and derriere were hanging out? Or for him to just leave and allow you to later die of embarrassment in peace always wondering if anyone had really noticed eventually convincing yourself they hadn't even though you know you're just lying to yourself to ease the horror? (holy run-on sentence!)
the sun did shine. my legs were white. my underwear was not on display.
i've had dreams of this tunic all summer...i let it out before it warmed up.
i love all shades of purple...i'd imagined wearing it with a tan.
pasty is not the new black. neither is one's butt hanging out in public.
this would have been my face if someone had told me -
it is the look of "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
What I would like to know is how does a long skirt get tucked into one's undergarments at the nail salon presuming one did not use the facilities? She had to have used the facilities, no? And personally, I think I'd want to know. I shudder just thinking about it. He asked me if I thought he should have said something. I told him I thought if there had been an inconspicuous way so as to not draw any further attention to her, then yes. Thankfully the place was not packed. She did have to walk down Melrose afterward though....it kind of never has no one on it
Lady? Are you out there? Just crawl into your Birkin bag. This too shall pass.
Ever have this happen to you? You don't have to share if you don't want to. Some experiences just need to die.
Current/Elliott
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Dulce
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Foley + Corinna
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Melinda Maria Jewelry
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Target
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Tucker by Gaby Basora
Lady? Are you out there? Just crawl into your Birkin bag. This too shall pass.
