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Roadside Attractions
In January 2010 I took daughter Phoebe to Florida for The Space Coast Birding & Wildlife Festival. We did a number of speaking gigs at the festival and at local schools. It was really cool to see Phoebe interacting with kids her age from the Florida schools, showing them, without a doubt, that birding is not just for nerds.It was a highlight of my years as a Dad to be able to show Phoebe her life alligator, armadillo, manatee, bobcat, and a score of birds, including the endangered Florida scrub-jay. But there was one Florida lifer that eluded us: the giant roadside attraction.
On Sunday, when the festival was over, we headed for the Orlando airport by a roundabout way. A giant alligator at a roadside attraction provided a perfect memento for Phoebe. We stopped, she got out, and we took a few photos with this big-as-a-tractor-trailer gator.
I love this image because it shows my little girl, who is no longer a little girl, in full "hurry up and take the photo, Daddy!" posture. What a gator! What a trip! And what a girl! We really need to do another daddy-daughter trip before fledges into the wide world on her own two wings.
Failure to Obey the Signs
Recently, while strolling along a wooded path (on the grounds of a classic Ohio roadside attraction) with my family, we came upon this sign (above): "Keep Off the Dinosaurs."Our kids are reasonably well-behaved creatures, so we did not think anything of it. Well, I guess I thought the sign had a pinch of the kill-joy spirit in it, but that's life these days in the United States of Litigation.
We walked onward.
Moments later the unthinkable happened. Liam was attacked by a raging triceratops.
Perhaps there should have been a sign for the dinosaurs saying "Don't Eat the Tourists."Thank heavens I had my iPhone with me or I wouldn't have gotten this photo of the attack. We'll need it for the lawsuit.
[ok, just kidding. Liam is fine. So is the triceratops, according to its lawyer and agent.]
Giant Things of Montana
Oh mighty Giant Riflemangiant gun in giant hands
looking for a giant thrill
from giant varmints you could kill
But sadly you must stay right here
guarding the casino by your rear
And what of those gambling innocents
if you have a bit of flatulence?
I see them screaming, clothes alight
staggering out into the night
a giant fart from giant jeans
caused by giant can of beans
That unhappy look upon your face
makes me think you hate this place
you cannot sit, or run, or dance
or change your giant underpants
O Giant Cowboy, what a life
all alone, no giant wife
wired in place, yet standing tall
the world to you must seem so small.
A Pilgrimage to Steele, ND
When you are driving west on I-94 through the heart of North Dakota, it's hard to miss the World's Largest Sandhill Crane which lives in Steele, ND. I've been leading trips, giving talks, and digging the scene at The Potholes and Prairie Birding Festival in ND for the past six years and every June during the festival, I try to make the pilgrimage to this holy birding shrine.
You must approach Sandy with a mixture of caution and reverence.
It's a bit of a risk because he's perfectly bite-sized for a giant sandhill crane, but we let Liam pose beside Sandy's massive legs.
It's good to see you doing so well, Sandy. Until we meet again...keep your feet in the mud and your head in the clouds!
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